Horses are better than...

"Horses are better than husbands or kids. They eat grass, don't smoke or drink, don't expect an allowance, don't hog the remote, don't waste the whole weekend watching football with their friends, don't talk back to you, don't compare you unfavorably with their friends' owners, don't keep you awake with their snoring --- and no horse ever left the toilet seat up after going to the bathroom."